“Cruella!” The voice booms out of the speakers as I am introduced to the game. As I look at my two new screens, one of them showing a picture of a scantily clad blonde woman with long hair and the other one a picture of a muscular, tattooed man in a full suit, I immediately regret having opted for the latter image. This is the game known as CRUELAoons, the game where you have to eat as many Cruella Cookies as possible, with a five-minute timer on the clock to prevent you from consuming an excessive number of them.
In addition to her lovely facial features, Cruella looks every bit like the real thing. With her short, brown hair, and yellow lipstick that matches her dress, she looks like the perfect fashion icon, almost. As I am introduced to the game, it is instantly apparent that Cruella has taken over the kitchen for some reason, and I can’t help but imagine what her latest schemes might be. One thing is for sure, she has her eyes set on me. As I scoop out the jelly beans, I cannot help but stare in awe at her long, slim fingers that rest gently on the hot kitchen counter as she presses the buttons on the kettle.
|Released Date||May 28, 2021 (United States)|
|File type||SRT(Zip file)|
Then, just when I think I have seen it all, she launches herself at me, her nails flashing as she clutches the handle with all her strength. I let out a yelp and duck down, but to my horror, she lands on me again, this time in an ooze of brown goop. I manage to evade getting bit this time, but my sphincter refuses to relax, and I am forced to eat the poisonous jelly beans as my guts are slowly poisoned.